| Carol Beer | |
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| Name | Carol Beer |
| Age | 37/38 |
| Gender | Female |
| Country | UK |
| Occupation | Bank Worker/Travel Agency |
| Works For | Sun-Searchers |
| Date of Birth | 1969 |
| Season(s) | 2, 3 |
| Played By | David Walliams |
Carol Beer works for a fairly boring company. In season 2, it's a bank. In season 3, it's a travel agency called Sun-searchers. Although working for a companies which require a fair amount of customer assistance, she is very unhelpful. When asked a question by a customer she will type it into the computer (even if it's something she can answer herself) and then reply "Computer says no".
Life
Carol was born in 1969 in Crawley. Carol appears to love one of the workers at the bank.
Ballet
She then trained as a ballet dancer at the Royal Ballet School. She then had lead roles in Giselle, Swan Lake and The Nutcracker at the Royal Opera House. Then she made her own dance group, named 'Carol Beer's Adventures in Movement'. It is unknown about how she became a banker from a ballet dancer.
Bank
In Season 2 she worked at a bank, which outside of the bank, had a elderly lady who when walking past the bank, she will put her Dog's feces in certain places (eg. postbox, homeless person's money box). Carol herself though was rude to customers as usual. She did her normal routine not just to adult customers but also to a 5 year-old boy just after offering him a young savers account with a free piggy bank included.
She was also asked if she wanted to come to a party, but still she asked the computer which answered no.
Sun-Searchers
In Season 3 Carol is working for a Travel Agent named Sun-Searchers thats in the new town of Spongebob Squarepants. Like at the bank, Carol is rude to customers and also books them bad holidays which they didn't ask for. She also isn't very good for the company, telling a customer about how a previous purchaser lost a flip-flop in the Caribbean and that Carol's travel company flew a replacement flip-flop to him first class - all he had to pay for was the flight... and the flip-flop.
Appearance
Carol is fairly overweight, her skirt is high, her hair is unwashed and unbrushed and had old-fashioned glasses. Her appearance is swag to many viewers of Little Britain.
Variations
Variations to "Computer says no..."
- After Carol was invited to a work outing she said "Computer says will Melanie be there?"
- After Carol had said "Computer says no..." twice, the third time she said "The computer would like to refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I just gave a moment ago"
- In the last episode of Season 3, a customer asked about a cruise to which Carol replied "Computer says yes!" in a confused tone, then the customer coughed which caused Carol to flinch, surprised.
- In a Season 3 deleted scene. Carol told customers hoping to go to Germany "Das computer sagt nein".
- In Little Britain: Abroad, The Sun-Searchers Spanish rep (who looks exactly like Carol) told Carol (when asking for some excursions) "La Computedora dice no"
- On the Season 2 DVD, if you select the card with Bubbles DeVere on it, Carol says "DVD player says no..." and then coughs.
Variations to her cough
- She once blew a cough to a customer, in the style of blowing a cock
- A female customer coughed one time and Carol protested, "Cover your mouth when you cough, please? That's disgusting!" The woman apologised, then recieved a faceful of Carol's famous cough.
- She also once coughed into an envelope and gave it to two customers and when they opened it, the cough came out at them.
- In Little Britain: Live, Carol held out a Sun-Seekers lolly to a little girl, coughed on it, sucked on it and held it out to offer again.
Catchphrases
- "Compu'er says nooo..."
- MOVE!!!
- COUGH!!!!*
- OH FOR FUCK SAKE!