|Occupation||Former friend of Jason|
|Played By||Matt Lucas|
Gary appeared in Season One, episode one, alongside his former best friend Jason. He introduced his "nan" to Jason, whom Jason fell in love with instantly. He was oblivious to Jason's infatuation, but eventually found out when he discovered Jason sucking nan's feet. Gary from then on never talked to or saw Jason again.
In a deleted scene on the Season Two DVD, Gary is seen with his mum and sister, in a sketch where they stumble upon Jason having sex with nan.