- "Yeah, I know."
- "I don't like it!"
- "I want that one!"
- Andy
- "Computer says no. (*coughs*)"
- Carol Beer
- "Eh Eh Ehhh!"
- Anne
- "Dust... anybody? No?" (repeated)
- "Hello Fatties!"
- "I JUST LOVE CAKE!"
- "No but, yeah but" (reapeated)
- "Oh my god, I just SO can't believe you just said that!"
- "Shut up!"
- "I'm a lady!"
- "I do ladies things!"
- "...and shit."
- "Hello, darling!"
- "Call me Bubbles darling, everybody does!"
- "Take a photo, it'll last longer."
- "I don't know what to suggest! Margaret will know. Margaret! Margaret!"
- (after being reminded that Margaret has no limbs) "Oh, sorry Margaret, I forgot!"
- "What a kerfuffle!"
- "Eh-Yeysss!"
- "Ye know too much!"
- (long pause) "Yes?"
- "I don't have any arms or legs!"
- "Bacardi and coke please Myfanwy."
- "I'm the only gay in the village!"
- "Oh it's so hard being the only gay in the village!
“We got coffee, we got tea, we got water, we got fire, we got sweetener, we got customers, but we got no paper cups, so I'm having to close early. Praise the lord"