• "Yeah, I know."
  • "I don't like it!"
  • "I want that one!"
  • Andy
  • "Dust... anybody? No?" (repeated)
  • "Hello Fatties!"
Marjorie Dawes
  • "No but, yeah but" (reapeated)
  • "Oh my god, I just SO can't believe you just said that!"
  • "Shut up!"
Vicky Pollard
  • "I'm a lady!"
  • "I do ladies things!"
  • "...and shit."
Emily Howard
  • "Hello, darling!"
  • "Call me Bubbles darling, everybody does!"
Bubbles DeVere
  • "I don't know what to suggest! Margaret will know. Margaret! Margaret!"
  • (after being reminded that Margaret has no limbs) "Oh, sorry Margaret, I forgot!"


  • "What a kerfuffle!"


  • "Eh-Yesss!"
  • "Ye know too much!"

    Ray McCooney

  • (long pause) "Yes?"
  • "I don't have any arms or legs!"


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