List of Quotes

• "Yeah, I know."
• "I don't like it!"
• "I want that one!"
• Andy

• "Computer says no. (*coughs*)"
• Carol Beer

• "Eh Eh Ehhh!"
• Anne

• "Dust... anybody? No?" (repeated)
• "Hello Fatties!"
• "I JUST LOVE CAKE!"

Marjorie Dawes

• "No but, yeah but" (reapeated)
• "Oh my god, I just SO can't believe you just said that!"
• "Shut up!"

Vicky Pollard

• "I'm a lady!"
• "I do ladies things!"
• "...and shit."

Emily Howard

• "Hello, darling!"
• "Call me Bubbles darling, everybody does!"

Bubbles DeVere

• "I don't know what to suggest! Margaret will know. Margaret! Margaret!"
• (after being reminded that Margaret has no limbs) "Oh, sorry Margaret, I forgot!"

 Roy

• "What a kerfuffle!"

     Lou

• "Eh-Yeysss!"
• "Ye know too much!"

    Ray McCooney

• (long pause) "Yes?"
• "I don't have any arms or legs!"

    Margaret

• "Bacardi and coke please Myfanwy."
• "I'm the only gay in the village!"
• "Oh it's so hard being the only gay in the village!

Daffyd Thomas