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Marjorie Dawes

Name	Marjorie Dawes
Age	40
Gender	Female
Country	Guildford, UK
Occupation	FatFighters Group Support Leader
Mother	Name Unknown
Spouse	Melvyn Dawes (Divorced)
Sibling	Barbara Dawes
Child	Pinky Dawes, Perky Dawes, George Dawes
Works For	FatFighters
Season(s)	1, 2, 3
Played By	Matt Lucas

Marjorie Dawes is the Group Leader of the local FatFighters. Beside being the leader she often mimics FatFighters members in both racist and fatist ways, despite herself being fairly overweight. She could be considered one of the main antagonists of the series.

Family Members

Mother

Marjorie's mother has only appeared in one episode and her name was not revealed and was only ever called Mum. She is also cruely treated by Marjorie and Marjorie is trying hard to get her into a Old Person's Home despite doctors saying she is capable of looking after herself, because she sold her mum's house and stole her jewelry while she was in hospital.

Husband Melvyn Dawes was married to Marjorie and they had three children, George, Pinky and Perky Dawes. They later divorced in 1997.

==
Sister Barbara Dawes is Marjorie's sister, and like everyone else, Marjorie treates cruely. Barbara is a "very unhappy person", because she has 2 children, each of them from different fathers. Marjorie tells Barbara how their mother hates her and why she should be cut out their Mother's will, despite the fact Barbara frequently spends time with their mother. ==

Derek

Derek was Marjorie's black boyfriend who Marjorie showed off to the group in Series 3. As he is a personal trainer, he gets the group to do some excersie. He partners with Tania as Tania doesn't have a partner in the excercise which makes Marjorie jealous. Marjorie then gets cross at Tania and dumps Derek. After he leaves she runs after him to apologise and he says she is "nuts!".

Dieting Tips

Dust

Marjorie often recommends to Pat that she tries eating some Dust and recommends different meals with dust, such as Dustburger, Full English Dust and Pain au Dust. She also asks a waitress at a restaurant if they serve dust for Pat at the FatFighters Christmas meal. A full list can be seen in the book Little Britain: The Complete Scripts and Stuff: Series Two.

Half-the-Calories

One tip for dieting invented by Marjorie is the Half-the-Calorie diet (introduced in Episode 1), which involves cutting something in half, which makes it half the calories. And because it has half the calories that means you can eat twice the amount. Paul finds the idea stupid, which results in her changing his estimated weight.

Little Britain Abroad

In Little Britain Abroad, Marjorie was sent to take a FatFighters class in the USA. Like in the UK, she was very harsh to members. However unlike her UK class has a police officer in it who won't put up with her, which resulted in her arrest. Meanwhile, back in England, her normal class is taken by a Texan, Blanche (played by David Walliams). She, unlike Marjorie, is very friendly to the members. But it is revealed that Blanche is a member of the Ku Klux Klan and can't understand Meera either.

Vanessa Feltz

In an episode of Season 2, Vanessa Feltz visits FatFighters, after watching Marjorie insult the FatFighters members, she calls Marjorie 'a total cow' which resulted in Marjorie spitting on her face.

Rosie O'Donnell

Rosie made a guest appearence in the first episode of Little Britain USA, in which she is accused of being lesbian by Marjorie and criticizes Marjorie's racist attitude towards a Latino FatFighter.

Derek Martin

EastEnders star Derek Martin made an appearance during Season 3, in which he is subject to Marjorie's EastEnders-related onslaught of jokes and questions including what would happen to most of the characters 'in the end' and what Nigel Harman's phone number was, until he eventually made a premature departure, which Marjorie blamed on her group.

Catchphrases

"Sca-reeeeeeeeeeeew you!"
"Oh, dear, it's not easy, is it?"
"Oh man, I LOVE THE CAKE!"
"Dust... anybody? No?" (repeated)
"You are something else!"
"Do it again", "Say it again", "What's that, m'love?" (after hearing Meera speak)
"You is fat! You one big fatty thing! You fatty fatty fatty" (In Jamaican accent)
"Oh, mama, you FAT!" (In Jamaican accent)
"Hello Fatties!"

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 {{Infobox character |
-  name = Marjorie Dawes|
+  name = Marjorie Dawes |
   image = [[Image:Marjorie.jpg|250px]]|
-  age = 42|
+  age = 40 |
-  gender = Female|
+  gender = Female |
-  cntry = Guildford, UK|
+  cntry = Guildford, UK |
-  occup = [[FatFighters]] Group Support Leader|
+  occup = [[FatFighters]] Group Support Leader |
-  mother = Name Unknown|
+  mother = Name Unknown |
-  spouse = Melvyn Dawes (Divorced)|
+  spouse = Melvyn Dawes (Divorced) |
-  sibling = [[Barbara Dawes]]|
+  sibling = [[Barbara Dawes]] |
-  child = Pinky Dawes, Perky Dawes, George Dawes|
+  child = Pinky Dawes, Perky Dawes, George Dawes |
-  actor = [[Matt Lucas]]|
+  actor = [[Matt Lucas]] |
-  season = [[Season 1|1]], [[Season 2|2]], [[Season 3|3]]|
+  season = [[Season 1|1]], [[Season 2|2]], [[Season 3|3]] |
+  worksfor = [[FatFighters]]
-  worksfor = [[FatFighters]]|friends = [[Pat]] (Season 1)|enemies = [[Pat]], [[Paul]], [[Meera]], [[Tania]], [[Dave]], [[Barbara Dawes]], [[Marjorie's Mother|Her mum]]}}
+}}
-'''Marjorie Dawes''' is the Group Leader of the local [[FatFighters]] and the primary antagonist of [[Little Britain]]. Beside being the leader she often mimics [[FatFighters]] members in both racist and fatist ways(Often says "Hello fatties"), despite herself being fairly overweight.
+'''Marjorie Dawes''' is the Group Leader of the local [[FatFighters]]. Beside being the leader she often mimics [[FatFighters]] members in both racist and fatist ways, despite herself being fairly overweight. She could be considered one of the main antagonists of the series.
+==Family Members==
-== Personality of Gary Glitter ==
+'''<span style="font-size:14px;">Mother</span>'''
-Marjorie is far from ideal for the job of helping people with weight problems, especially when she denies that she has one herself. Whenever she is told she is fat or rude&nbsp;herself she goes from fake sincerity and ridicule to outright anger and nastiness. In fact in one episode where her superior forced her to go on the scale herself and admit she was overweight she stormed off in a rage. Despite telling her fat fighters they need to cut down she doesnt take her advice very well considering her constant overeating and a supermarket trolley filled with junkfood, although shes quick to deny it as hers.
+Marjorie's mother has only appeared in one episode and her name was not revealed and was only ever called ''Mum''. She is also cruely treated by Marjorie and Marjorie is trying hard to get her into a Old Person's Home despite doctors saying she is capable of looking after herself, because she sold her mum's house and stole her jewelry while she was in hospital.
-She is very racist, pretending not to understand [[Meera]] even though Meera speaks in perfect english if only with a slight accent, and fatist in that she constantly makes fun of those she is supposed to be helping. She also doesn't seem to want rid of them or admit they're making headway with their weight loss,&nbsp;such as when she tricked [[Pat]] into eating eclairs telling her they were diet. This is most likely so they will keep attending the meetings
-Marjorie is actually an American lesbian who likes shite porn and eating poo poo. She is a professional wrestler and she has a foot fetish and a COCK FETISH.
+'''Husband'''
-Do you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang?
+'''Melvyn Dawes''' was married to Marjorie and they had three children, George, Pinky and Perky Dawes. They later divorced in 1997.
+== <br>
-I hate fat people said marjorie as she slid her erect cock into her mother's vagina
+'''Sister'''
+'''Barbara Dawes''' is Marjorie's sister, and like everyone else, Marjorie treates cruely. Barbara is a "very unhappy person", because she has 2 children, each of them from different fathers. Marjorie tells Barbara how their mother hates her and why she should be cut out their Mother's will, despite the fact Barbara frequently spends time with their mother. ==
-I think cats are awesome
-I think pussy is tasty
-I think My balls are big
-I think you're a fucking cunt!!
-i dont give a fuck what YOU think!!!!
-==Family Members==
-====Mother====
-Marjorie's mother has only appeared in one episode and her name was not revealed and was only ever called ''Mum''. She is also cruely treated by Marjorie and Marjorie is trying hard to get her into a Old Person's Home despite doctors saying she is capable of looking after herself. Most likely because she sold her mothers home, possessions and stole her jewelry. Also telling her that Barbara hates her.
-====Melvyn Dawes====
-'''Melvyn Dawes''' was married to Marjorie and they had three children, George, Pinky and Perky Dawes. They later divorced in 1997
-====Barbara Dawes====
-'''Barbara Dawes''' is Marjorie's sister, and like everyone else, Marjorie treates cruely. Barbara is a "very unhappy person", because she has 2 children, each of them from different fathers. Marjorie tells Barbara how their mother hates her and why she should be cut out their Mother's will despite Barbara saying she stays in frequent contact with her mother. She once joined the fatfighters to help with a small weight problem, which her sister cruelly capitalised on. Marjorie Dawes sucked her sister's clit
 ==Derek==
+'''Derek''' was Marjorie's black boyfriend who [[Marjorie]] showed off to the group in Series 3. As he is a personal trainer, he gets the group to do some excersie. He partners with [[Tania]] as Tania doesn't have a partner in the excercise which makes Marjorie jealous. Marjorie then gets cross at Tania and dumps Derek. After he leaves she runs after him to apologise and he says she is "nuts!".
-''See [[Derek]]''
-Derek is a character portrayed by Ricky Gervais in a much better comedy than little shitain and he likes to watch a baby monkey riding backwards on a pig. He fucked Marjorie and made her cum all over his cock and licked the cream out of her flange. It was after this that she realised she was a dirty dyke.
 ==Dieting Tips==
 [[Image:Dust.jpg|left|200px]]
-====Dust====
+===Dust===
-Marjorie often recommends to [[Pat]] that she tries eating some Dust and recommends different meals with dust, such as ''Dustburger'', ''Full English Dust'' and ''Pain au Dust''.
+Marjorie often recommends to [[Pat]] that she tries eating some Dust and recommends different meals with dust, such as ''Dustburger'', ''Full English Dust'' and ''Pain au Dust''. She also asks a waitress at a restaurant if they serve dust for Pat at the FatFighters Christmas meal. A full list can be seen in the book ''Little Britain: The Complete Scripts and Stuff: Series Two''.
+===Half-the-Calories===
+One tip for dieting invented by Marjorie is the Half-the-Calorie diet (introduced in Episode 1), which involves cutting something in half, which makes it half the calories. And because it has half the calories that means you can eat twice the amount. [[Paul]] finds the idea stupid, which results in her changing his estimated weight.
-====Half-the-Calories====
-One tip for dieting invented by Marjorie is the Half-the-Calorie diet, which involves cutting something in half, which makes it half the calories. And because of it being half the calories it means you can have twice the amount of it.
 ==Little Britain Abroad==
-In Little Britain Abroad Marjorie was sent to take a [[FatFighters]] class in the USA. Like in the UK, she was very harsh to members which resulted in her arrest. Meanwhile, back in England, her normal class is taken by a Texan, Blanche (played by David Walliams). She, unlike Marjorie, is very friendly to the members. But it is revealed that Blanche is a member of the Ku Klux Klan and can't understand Meera either.
+In Little Britain Abroad, Marjorie was sent to take a [[FatFighters]] class in the USA. Like in the UK, she was very harsh to members. However unlike her UK class has a police officer in it who won't put up with her, which resulted in her arrest. Meanwhile, back in England, her normal class is taken by a Texan, Blanche (played by David Walliams). She, unlike Marjorie, is very friendly to the members. But it is revealed that Blanche is a member of the Ku Klux Klan and can't understand Meera either.
-She adds the letter "y" to the end of member's names (eg. Pauly, Patty).
 [[Image:Vanessa.jpg|left|130px]]
 ==Vanessa Feltz==
-In an episode of Season 2, Vanessa Feltz visits Fat Fighters, after watching Marjorie insult the [[FatFighters]] members, she calls Marjorine (Marjorie* Learn to spell, bitch) 'a total cow' which resulted in Marjorie spitting on her face.
+In an episode of Season 2, Vanessa Feltz visits FatFighters, after watching Marjorie insult the [[FatFighters]] members, she calls Marjorie 'a total cow' which resulted in Marjorie spitting on her face.
-Vanessa Fatz later had a finger fuck with Marjorie which resulted in them getting a civil partnership and having lots of sex and adopting a child called Pedro Martinez, a Mexican orphan with two cocks and six bollocks, and a pet lizard called Ricardo.
 ==Rosie O'Donnell==
-Rosie made a guest appearence in the first episode of [[Little Britain USA]], in which she is accused of being lesbian by Marjorie and criticizes Marjorie's Racist attitude towards a Latino Fat Fighter.
+Rosie made a guest appearence in the first episode of [[Little Britain USA]], in which she is accused of being lesbian by Marjorie and criticizes Marjorie's racist attitude towards a Latino FatFighter.
+== Derek Martin ==
+EastEnders star Derek Martin made an appearance during [[Season 3]], in which he is subject to Marjorie's EastEnders-related onslaught of jokes and questions including what would happen to most of the characters 'in the end' and what Nigel Harman's phone number was, until he eventually made a premature departure, which Marjorie blamed on her group.
 ==Catchphrases==
-*"Sca-reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew you!"
+*"Sca-reeeeeeeeeeeew you!"
 *"Oh, dear, it's not easy, is it?"
-*"Oh man I LURV DE CAKE!"
+*"Oh man, I LOVE THE CAKE!"
-*"Dussst... anybody? No?" (repeated)
+*"Dust... anybody? No?" (repeated)
-*"Yooou are summin' else!"
+*"You are something else!"
-*"No I can't Do it again", "Do it again!" "Say it again", "What's that, m'love?" (after hearing Meera speak)
+*"Do it again", "Say it again", "What's that, m'love?" (after hearing Meera speak)
-*"You is fat! Ooh man you is fat! You one big fatty thing! You fatty fatty fatty" (In Jamaican accent)
+*"You is fat! You one big fatty thing! You fatty fatty fatty" (In Jamaican accent)
 *"Oh, mama, you FAT!" (In Jamaican accent)
+* "Hello Fatties!"
-*"I VANT ZE CAKE!!!" (In German accent)
-*"YOU FAT COW (IN NORTHERN ENGLISH VOICE) , FAT THING, FAT MOMMA.
-*NEEEEEEEEEEEW, MEMBER.
-*Now would you like to come up to the front and tell us why you are the size of a house.
-*Do it Again, Do again, not a word.
-*Waddle back to your seat please.
-*May the force be with you
-*Heil Hitler!!
-*I love clitorises
-*I think I'm pregnant with Hitler's baby
-*I think I'm a lesbo
-*I think I have aids
-*I think chlamydia is fun to have, it stops me getting pregnant with brats
-*I like my clitoris allsorts
-*I think faggots is awesomes!!
-==FatFighters==
-Go to [[FatFighters]]
 [[Category:Characters]]
+[[Category:Antagonists]]
 [[Category:Racist characters]]
+[[Category:Characters played by Matt Lucas]]
 [[Category:Fatist characters]]
-[[Category:Antagonists]]