|Age||Between 50 and 60|
|Played By||Matt Lucas|
The Nosy newsagent appeared in Series Two. He owned a newsagents, where a man visited. The man grabbed a drink. ("Thirsty?") The man then grabbed a chocolate bar. ("Hungry?") He then grabbed a newspaper. ("Looking to catch up on today's news and sports?") He grabbed a notepad. ("Hoping to write letter to friend or relative?") The man, curious what the newsagent would ask, reached for a porn magazine. ("Planning a wank?") The man decided not to take it and just bought those, avoiding eye contact.