|Played By||Matt Lucas|
A Nosy newsagent appeared in Series Two. He owned a newsagent's, where a man visited. The man grabbed a drink. ("Thirsty?") The man then grabbed a choc bar. ("Hungry?") He then grabbed a newspaper. ("Looking to catch up on today's news and sports?") He grabbed a notepad. ("Hoping to write letter to friend or relative?") The man, curious what the newsagent would ask, reached for a porn magazine. ("Planning a wank?") The man decided not to take it and just bought those.