Changes: Nosy newsagent

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Nosy newsagent
Name	Nosy newsagent
Age	50
Gender	Male
Country	UK
Occupation	Annoying shopkeeper
Season(s)	2
Played By	Matt Lucas

The Nosy newsagent appeared in Series Two. He owned a newsagents, where a man visited. The man grabbed a drink. ("Thirsty?") The man then grabbed a chocolate bar. ("Hungry?") He then grabbed a newspaper. ("Looking to catch up on today's news and sports?") He grabbed a notepad. ("Hoping to write letter to friend or relative?") The man, curious what the newsagent would ask, reached for a porn magazine. ("Planning a wank?") The man decided not to take it and just bought those, avoiding eye contact.

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   season = [[Season 2|2]] |
   actor = [[Matt Lucas]]
+}} The '''Nosy newsagent''' appeared in Series Two. He owned a newsagents, where a man visited. The man grabbed a drink. ("Thirsty?") The man then grabbed a chocolate bar. ("Hungry?") He then grabbed a newspaper. ("Looking to catch up on today's news and sports?") He grabbed a notepad. ("Hoping to write letter to friend or relative?") The man, curious what the newsagent would ask, reached for a porn magazine. ("Planning a wank?") The man decided not to take it and just bought those, avoiding eye contact.
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-A '''Nosy newsagent''' appeared in Series Two. He owned a newsagent's, where a man visited. The man grabbed a drink. ("Thirsty?") The man then grabbed a choc bar. ("Hungry?") He then grabbed a newspaper. ("Looking to catch up on today's news and sports?") He grabbed a notepad. ("Hoping to write letter to friend or relative?") The man, curious what the newsagent would ask, reached for a porn magazine. ("Planning a wank?") The man decided not to take it and just bought those.
 [[Category:Characters]]
 [[Category:Characters played by Matt Lucas]]